Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Guzaarish Movie Station


Guzaarish is the kind of film that demands that we create a separate category for it—a two and three-quarter rating perhaps. Because there is much to admire here: the film is beautifully shot by Sudeep Chatterjee. It has strong performances and there are several scenes, which genuinely move you. But there is just as much that is clumsy, including an unintentionally comical group-hug in the climax. Despite the many admirable elements, Guzaarish never becomes more than the sum of its parts.Co-written and directed by Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Guzaarish is cobbled together from many well-known movies. From Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige, Bhansali sources a world of magic and illusion in which rival magicians sabotage each other. So the protagonist, Ethan Mascarenhas played by Hrithik Roshan, is great magician who becomes a quadraplegic when a trick goes wrong. There are shades of Julian Schnabel’s The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and several scenes and characters lifted from the 2005 foreign-language Oscar winner The Sea Inside, in which Javier Bardem gives an astounding performance as a bed-ridden man who fights to die. Ethan makes a similar plea for euthanasia or as he calls it: ‘ethanasia’. To this busy canvas, Bhansali adds a beautiful nurse Sophia, played by Aishwarya Rai Bachchan; an apprentice Omar, played by Aditya Roy Kapur and a devoted lawyer, played by Shernaz Patel. The best part of the film is the beautifully etched relationship between Ethan and Sophia, who wearing floor-length Sabyasachi skirts and gorgeous earrings, seems to be channeling Frida Kahlo. She calls him Mr Mascarenhas and handles him with a tough love devoid of pity. So, when he pretends to be aroused, she tops it with some world-class moans of her own.
Bhansali is among the few directors who enable Aishwarya to shed her trademark artificiality. Looking stunning, she delivers her most heart-felt performance in years. Hrithik struggles and sweats with a difficult role. Ethan must be gloriously life-affirming even as he begs for death. But his character, like the film, is too over-wrought and obviously manipulative.Sanjay Leela Bhansali has positioned himself as Hindi cinema’s poet of pain. His movies are operatic and highly melodramatic. But over the course of six films, the worlds Bhansali creates have become increasingly sealed off and removed from any known reality. So even though the characters in Guzaarish ostensibly live in Goa, the milieu isn’t one that you would recognise. This fantasy would be effective if the writing was more organic and the emotions felt more authentic but Bhansali never gives us a chance to invest in these people. Characters just randomly appear and disappear. So Sophia’s abusive husband drops in for one scene as does Ethan’s rival who scars him for life. It’s clunky and strangely disjointed. Combining euthanasia with song-and-dance is a tough, tough feat and despite his prodigious talent, Bhansali can’t pull it off. Since we don’t have a two and three-quarter rating, I’m going with three stars. 
 
 
 
 

Saturday, 26 March 2011

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Utt Pataang

I've often said that 'small' or low cost films, very often, have much more to offer than several biggies that thrive on star value primarily; content is a secondary issue for these films. Ticket paying audiences insist on watching good films and that's where a strong word of mouth plays a vital part these days. Positive feedback can lure viewers even after the crucial opening weekend is over. Films like Tere Bin Laden, Udaan, Do Dooni Chaar, Phas Gaye Re Obama and Band Baaja Baaraat endorse this statement.
genuinely believe that the audience for hi-content films is multiplying with each passing week. The viewer is willing to give his/her precious time and invest his/her hard-earned money on a film with substance, which only goes to prove yet again that content is the backbone of business, the low cost or absence of top stars notwithstanding. The day of the underdog has finally arrived.


In the 1970s, Hrishikesh Mukherjee and Basu Chatterjee popularized comedy films. The trend was carried forward by Sai Paranjpye. Early 1990s saw the emergence of David Dhawan, Priyadarshan and Anees Bazmee proving their mettle with slapstick. First-time director Srikanth V. Velagaleti merges comedy with thrill elements in his debut outing Utt Pataang and the experiment succeeds to a major extent.




Utt Pataang is a difficult film to conceptualize, pen and also execute. Besides, it requires seasoned players - known for their abilities to deliver natural performances - to get the characters right. Utt Pataang isn't one of those films that tell you to leave your brains at home. On the contrary, this one demands your complete attention. Blink an eyelid and you would miss out on a vital sequence and the narrative thereafter would only get difficult to decipher.

Utt Pataang is a smart film, which gradually sucks you into its world. What sets it apart from comic-thrillers is the fact that the entire drama takes place in a single night. At first, you wonder, hey, what happened to Saurabh Shukla? Where did he disappear from the restaurant? Then you wonder, why is Vinay Pathak's girlfriend Mahie Gill desperate to have her belongings? Much later you question, who is that look-alike of Vinay Pathak and what is he doing in his apartment? But you get your answers in the post-interval portions and the rejoinders only highlight how intelligent the screenplay is and how efficient the director has been, in terms of keeping you hooked all through those 1.50 hours.

Final word? If out of the box themes are your choice, head for Utt Pataang right away. This one's no Utt Pataang film in the name of entertainment!

Utt Pataang talks of incidents that occur in one night. Vinay Pathak is on the brink of a break up, caught in a dangerous money deal gone horribly wrong. Caught in this chase for the bagful of money is his private detective friend Saurabh Shukla, a heartbroken woman [Mona Singh], a French-obsessed gangster [Vinay Pathak, again] and the gangster's moll [Mahie Gill], all thrown into a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse chase. Layers of secrecy unfold and the game gets worse as the night wears on.

For any comic-thriller to succeed, it ought to clear the doubts -- in the most simplistic manner, mind you - before the film reaches the finale. The screenplay [writers: Saurabh Shukla and Srikanth V. Velagaleti] is almost perfect, except for an instance towards the second half. The best part about this film is that barring the simpleton Vinay Pathak, everyone has a crooked/shady side to him/her, which makes them appear very real. In fact, each one is double crossing the other and that's why you feel ecstatic.

The screenplay writers and director complement each other wonderfully well. If the writing is watertight, the direction is top notch. In fact, the writing would've gone for a toss had a lesser director wielded the megaphone. Arun Varma's cinematography captures the look of the film well. I'd like to give brownie points to the editor [Sankalp Meshram] for the sharp edit. Sanjoy Chowdhary's background score enhances the impact. Saurabh Shukla's dialogue are realistic.


Vinay Pathak proves yet again that he's a super actor. Though he's getting typecast as a simpleton, the other role - with a French fixation - is what catches your attention. Also, he gets the French accent and pronunciation right. Saurabh Shukla is remarkable all through. Mahie Gill springs a surprise. She plays a con woman who's emotionless, who's lusting for money most convincingly. Mona Singh does very well. Sanjay Mishra doesn't get much scope. Brijendra Kala is okay. Delnaaz Paul is cute. Murli Sharma and Govind Namdeo appear towards the finale. Both are perfect. Kurush Deboo is fair.

On the whole, Utt Pataang springs a pleasant surprise. It has a novel premise and what makes it even more appealing is the way the subject material has been executed. In fact, it's a difficult film to conceptualize, pen and also execute and should be appreciated by those who have an appetite for out of the box themes. 

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Peepli Live Bollywood Movie Station

Peepli Live


A film which lacks big names & bollywood characters how often succeeds to catch the eye of the audience?
But Peepli Live is an exception & the theater artist also proved their mantle. Know it’s a proven fact that even Aamir Khan’s name can work wonders… just kidding basically the story, acting and the perfection of the banner that has enlightened us yet again with a classic concept.



Raghubeer Yadav as Budhia is a character who is cunning & jugadu. Omkar Das Manikpuri as Natha is a simple, shy man around whom the story revolves. Nawazuddin Siddiqui as Rakesh is a depiction of a young budding journalist who can’t differentiate between fact & fiction. Naseeruddin Shah as Agriculture Minister has done justice with his part. The two news anchors will make you feel like you are watching a realistic Indian news channels one Hindi & the other English (I don’t want to name them).
 The premise of the film is extremely powerful, as it plays around, in a stark black comedy, the expected death of a poor farmer, Natha. But in spite of brilliant performances, sharp and intelligent lines, and a different, 'real', and believable setting, there seems to be something missing. And that 'something', in my opinion is the mantra all screen writing gurus insist on. I would name it: “Progress & Peace
After establishing the primary conflict of the film, the writer is supposed to take us on a journey. Not to a circus where we sit and wait for performers to exhibit their vibrant colours but to an active, involving journey of human emotions. Irwin Blacker brilliantly puts it as: "Plot is more than a pattern of events: it is the ordering of emotions." To invoke the desired emotional response, the writer has to establish a serious 'want' for the protagonist – what exactly is at stake; the higher the stake, better the chance for drama. But to actually achieve drama, the writer needs to elaborate and enhance the conflict. Create obstacles in the path of the protagonist who is striving to achieve his dramatic need. These obstacles, preferably as harsh as they could be, and the protagonist's efforts to overcome them is what makes drama affecting. His success or failure in doing so is hardly important. And this entire act of confrontation has been crafted with intelligence and an acute critical eye, making sure that each scene takes the story forwards – it progresses from one plot point to the other with a definitive sense of purpose, remembering that each tree is important without losing the idea of the fores
Peepli Live' would work better in its repeat viewings, when you already know the story, its nature and limitations. It's then that the wonderful detailing and the 'moments' in its narration will make you smile. Its business story and importance, or the lack of it, in Hindi cinema history will always be worth discussing. But to understand the triumph of cinema, we need to keep these aside. The intent of a movie and the courage behind its making must be applauded if it deserves that. And after having done that justly, to really understand the cinematic achievement of it, the craft of the film should be analyzed. Perfection is not the prerequisite for great art, it is the stimulation that it provides to the audience is what matters. 'Peepli Live' does that, by not only making you think about the social issue it addresses but also, if you are interested, by inspiring you to diagnose the merits and demerits of its craft as a work of cinema. That, I believe, is enough of an accomplishment.
And don’t forget to miss the hidden sarcasm about our Hindi media & their reporting style. As for the ending is concerned I feel the last scene should have been interchanged with the second last one & it would have delivered a heavy punch. If you can’t get it go and watch it LIVE..!





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Wednesday, 23 March 2011

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Tees Maar Khan 

'Once upon a time in La-La land..' is the right opening for Tees Maar Khan. Though the movie attempts to be a really funny spoof, what happens is a sad case of misnomer through the film. The audience was really not amused by the two-odd hour film which at times seemed an endless saga of totally mindless nature. Copied quite a bit from the famous Vittorio De Sica movie After the Fox, the film has got a lot of elements which is absurdly similar to the original film.
The acting is over-the-top, to say the very least. Katrina Kaif has little to do but look good and dance well. Akshaye Khanna and Akshay Kumar have made it a point to put in so much of hysteric slapstick that it is not funny at all! Farah Khan intended to get the point across that India has become a place for wannabe Oscar winning filmmakers, and though she did, she made it obvious that she was not thinking too much while making this movie, because ultimately the film just becomes a drag, and the first half is pretty much unbearable, thanks to Akshay's brand of loud, rash comedy that does not appeal to most
 
 
 
 

Monday, 21 March 2011

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Dil To Baccha Hai Ji 

The last time I had so much fun watching a movie about three guy friends was a decade ago with Dil Chahata Hai. This time it’s National Award winning director Madhur Bhandarkar’s Dil Toh Baccha Hai Jee. Well, there is nothing common between the two movies except for the fact that both the titles start with the word “Dil” and both the movies are about three male friends. Let me tell you the story very briefly. Naren (Ajay Devgn), a banker, is going through mid-life crisis in the middle of his impending divorce. He is head over heels in love with June (Shazahn Padamsee) who happens to be his junior at work and 17 years younger to him. As revealed by her that she was just 3 when he lost his “V” at 20. Abhay aka Abby (Emraan Hashmi) is an unemployed gym instructor and a “hardcore” womanizer. He plays a toyboy to a bored social butterfly Anushka (Tisca Chopra). Everything is fine till he falls in love with Nikki (Shruti Hassan) who turns out to be Anushka’s step daughter. Taking both mother as well as daughter for a ride is not such a good idea. Then we have Milind (Omi Vaidya) who proudly announces his “virgin” status. A true lover to the core, Milind is used by Gungun (Shradha Das) to fulfill her ambitions to become an actress. All these three men live under one roof sharing their problems and rejoicing in each others love victories. The movie is a light-hearted comedy-cum-romantic flick. There is no stupid buffoonery or useless humor to it. What really makes you laugh are the funny one-liners which are carefully spread out in the entire movie. Good job by Sanjay Chhel. No mindless confusion or childish gimmicks to tickle the funny bone. What you will get is a simple and plain movie which looks very much like the love in the times of Facebook and Twitter. There is old-men-longing-for-young-girls, “fast”girls exploiting innocent men, girls having a “little fun” with no strings attached, and the list goes on…. DTBHJ is all about the trio right from the first frame of the movie. Ajay Devgn has already proved himself as an actor in his countless movies. Who can forget Omi Vaidya’s acting calibre? As for Emraan Hashmi, the man does it again. The effortless acting of all the three leading men is applaudable. The female cast, Tisca Chopra as a socialite, Shazahn Padamsee as a young and lively intern and Shradha Das as a typical glamor-loving, calculating girl have given decent performances. Shurti Hassan is a bit of a disappointment with absolutely no expressions on her face. Thank God she is introduced quite late in the movie. But all the accolades should go to Madhur Bhandarkar for breaking his serious image and entering into a genre which is very difficult to handle. After all, making people laugh is no child’s play, right???? He has proved that if he can give us “Fashion” and “Chandni Bar” then he can also give us a “Dil Toh Baccha Hai Jee”. Music by Pritam is nothing great to talk about. However, we don’t mind humming“Lalalaaaaa…”. All in all, DTBHJ is one of those movies which you would like to watch on a casual Sunday when you have nothing much to do. However, if you have an appetite for either intellectual humor or idiotic foolishness then do not watch this flick, you will be left starving at the theate












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Friday, 18 March 2011

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Yeh Saali Zindagi

Yeh Saali Zindagi Its a quirky love story in the guise of a thriller. Its an obtuse take on how far they both the heroes go to get the women they love and how sometimes one screw-up can set everything right! Arun (Irrfan Khan) has to save Priti (Chitrangda Singh) the woman he loves, but for that he first has to save the man Priti loves- Shyam, the future son in law of a powerful Minister. Meanwhile, time is running out for Kuldeep (Arunoday Singh), the young gangster who is on his last job as his wife is threatening to walk out on him completely, and he begins to suspect she is leaving him to go into the arms of another man. eanwhile, time is running out for Kuldeep (Arunoday Singh), the young gangster who is on his last job as his wife is threatening to walk out on him completely, and he begins to suspect she is leaving him to go into the arms of another man. The job has gone haywire for it is still unknown to Kuldeep that the Ministers daughters engagement with Shyam is off and now she doesn’t care whether Shyam lives or dies and more importantly neither does the Minister who Kuldeep hoped would pay the ransom! Priti finds herself inextractably caught in this mess and Arun has to save her life. But for that he has to risk everything, and put his own life at stake, he wonders why he should do it at all, if she still loves another. He’s torn, but love knows no reason. Meanwhile Shyam is trying to make deals in captivity, and his goodness only seems superficial and as Kuldeep tries desperately to save his situation, there are dons coming from Bangkok, who have their own plans. The film rides a roller-coaster towards a shattering climax, where all the players have to fend for their lives and loves. Who gets the girl, and who gets the money, and who escapes by the skin of his teeth, is now anybody’s guess. But hold on, there are still jokers in the pack, and aces up some sleeves. 










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Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Tees Maar Khan Movie Station

Once upon a time in La-La land..' is the right opening for Tees Maar Khan. Though the movie attempts to be a really funny spoof, what happens is a sad case of misnomer through the film. The audience was really not amused by the two-odd hour film which at times seemed an endless saga of totally mindless nature. Copied quite a bit from the famous Vittorio De Sica movie After the Fox, the film has got a lot of elements which is absurdly similar to the original film. 
 
The acting is over-the-top, to say the very least. Katrina Kaif has little to do but look good and dance well. Akshaye Khanna and Akshay Kumar have made it a point to put in so much of hysteric slapstick that it is not funny at all! Farah Khan intended to get the point across that India has become a place for wannabe Oscar winning filmmakers, and though she did, she made it obvious that she was not thinking too much while making this movie, because ultimately the film just becomes a drag, and the first half is pretty much unbearable, thanks to Akshay's brand of loud, rash comedy that does not appeal to most.
 
 
 

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7 Khoon Ma'af
 Saat Khoon Maaf', directed by Vishal Bhardwaj, is a dark and daring film, but one that's ultimately disappointing. Fleshed out from a short story by Ruskin Bond titled Susanna's Seven Husbands, the film stars Priyanka Chopra as a woman whose unending search for love takes her into the arms of men that are wrong for her. Half a dozen spouses that are bumped off one by one when they fail her.The original story by Ruskin Bond is fertile ground for a thrilling black comedy, but 'Saat Khoon Maaf' becomes predictable early on, when the screenplay falls into a set pattern. Bhardwaj adopts a simplistic, linear narrative, and the episodic nature of the plot allows for barely any surprises. So each husband is introduced, his chink quickly revealed, and his death neatly executed.You have the possessive one-legged army-man, a drugged-out rockstar, a sexually sadistic Urdu poet, a two-timing Russian spy, a lust-driven ageing police officer, and an old-fashioned natural pharmacist. Few of them, however, have any scope to make a lasting impression, although such formidable talents as Irrfan Khan and Naseeruddin Shah occupy two of those roles.Boring isn't a word you'd normally associate with a Vishal Bhardwaj film, but 'Saat Khoon Maaf' seriously tests your patience. The episodes don't link with each other seamlessly, and the director moves on quickly from one to the next, never giving us a sense of reflection or regret (if any) on Susanna's part after committing a murder.Priyanka Chopra dives courageously into her role, sacrificing vanity and pride to play Susanna at different ages of her life and in often humiliating conditions. Vivaan Shah shines as Susanna's adopted godson who watches her throw away her dignity and pines for her silently as she goes from one wrong husband to the next.Using tools like newspaper headlines, radio announcements and television bulletins to root this mostly surreal film in reality, Vishal Bhardwaj delivers his oddest film yet, that is also sadly his weakest.I'm going with two out of five for 'Saat Khoon Maaf'. The highlight of this film is that excellent 'Darling' number. The rest is just a blur. 





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Monday, 14 March 2011

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Movie: Band Baaja Baarat; Star Cast: Anushka Sharma, Ranveer Singh; Director: Maneesh Sharma; Genre: Comedy, Romance; Music: Salim-Sulaiman

Director Maneesh Sharma has churned out a real family entertainer from Yash Raj films. Starring Anushka Sharma of Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi fame and newcomer Ranveer Singh, the movie explores the ‘behind-the scene’ sequences in the big fat Indian weddings.
Anushka Sharma plays the middle class girl Shruti with focused ambition and Ranveer Singh plays the careless fun loving guy Bitto. Both of them have just passed out from Delhi University’s Hans Raj college. Even though, they are totally different in character, they end up working together as Wedding Planners. They manage the big fat weddings of Delhi and organize everything required for such weddings. Throughout their business dealings, they face lots of ups and downs and keep fighting with each other but finally they explore their love for each other.
Music director duo Salim Suleiman has given some peppy Punjabi beats in the much popular number ‘Ainvayi Ainvayi’. The first half of the movie is full of fun and in the second half the viewers will get to see some
The youth faces give freshness to the movie, which is a romantic comedy. It is a complete family entertainer and worth watching at the weekend.





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Saturday, 12 March 2011

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Bobby Deol [ Images ] is given the film's most actor-heavy role, Dharmendra [ Images ] vanishes for long stretches of time and Sunny, well... suffice it to say that the Hulk should wear a Sunny Deol tee.

For he's still got it. From those legendary two-and-a-half kilo hamfists -- making his Macbook Air look like an iPhone -- to that genial, wonderfully warm grin, big brother clearly is still big brother, shouldering the show all his own. In his early 50s, he can still charm the screen as an immensely likeable Sardar -- but unfortunately this isn't a Sunny Deol film.
It's an all-Deol film, which isn't necessarily a bad thing (let us try and forget Apne for a moment, yes?). The trailer was a hoot, and many of us looked forward to the promised self-spoofery. Unfortunately, the trailer is all Yamla Pagla Deewana has to offer, the film itself nowhere near funny or clever enough to warrant a recommendation. It's a drag, with long unfunny stretches of Bobby-ness, and the sad truth is that it could have been such a blast.
Prior to YPD -- one of those films far less entertaining than the songs they are named after -- director Samir Karnik has helmed films like Kyon Ho Gaya Na, Nanhe Jaisalmer, Heroes and Vaada [ Images ] Raha, a collection of turkeys this latest film would feel quite at home alongside.
Starting with a weathered montage of lost-and-found shots, the film clearly wants to be a spoof but perpetually, exasperatingly, stops short of full-on farce by getting mawkish, emotional and even weepy.
Sunny Deol, married to a Canadian blonde who can curse with Punjabi relish, comes to Benares to hunt out his scamster father and younger brother. Bobby and Dharmendra don't quite believe him, but Sunny's muscle makes him a convenient ally, and the three join forces. Then the film descends first into Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge territory, wrapping up eventually with a Priyadarshan-style slapfest.
A scene from Yamla Pagla DeewanaAs said, Bobby's the big disappointment here. The least charismatic of the men, here he's given the traditional hero role, and if his Gajodhar looks laboured chewing paan and being all bhaiyya -- since he isn't no Amitabh [ Images ] B -- things get even worse after he falls in love and tries to do a Raj -- and he most certainly ain't no Shah Rukh [ Images ] K. He tries really hard, but this has to rank up there with his worst ever performances.
Dharmendra has some embarrassingly awful lines, but nostalgia-tinted glasses ensure one looks upon the 75-year-old kindly, even when he's boasting about his ability to break wind. Looking at the man is unnerving, however, India's [ Images ] best looking leading man of all time now reduced to a jurassic caricature, an exhausted lion with very creepy teeth.
The supporting cast is made up of a bunch of familiar faces, helped along by the pleasant Kulraj Randhawa as the leading lady and Mukul Dev as a drunken boor who is oddly laconic. To be fair, the film's second half does rustle up a few scenes of momentum, but this is a nearly three-hour film and we all deserve better. As do the Deols.






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Thursday, 10 March 2011

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Sitting through Chandni Chowk To China is like watching a bomb go off at Claire’s. Shiny add-ons and nifty accessories sparkle throughout the almost three hour production, but there aren’t enough lavishly choreographed dance numbers and weaving, intricate camera shots in the world to overcome a plot more confusing and muddled than The Big Lebowski’s and a protagonist more scatter-brained and annoying than Borat and Benny Hill combined. Chandni Chowk To China tries too hard in all the wrong places, leaving the audience little reason to care about the zany irreverence and masterful Kung Fu. Note to all involved: fixing a clogged toilet with Axe Body Spray doesn’t solve the problem.

Sidhu (Akshay Kumar) is a bumbling, possibly even retarded cook from Chandni Chowk who gets his ass kicked on a daily basis by his surrogate father Dada (Mithun Chakraborty). Thanks to some wishful thinking by Chinese laborers who can inexplicably afford to travel and a series of bizarre coincidences, Sidhu is mistaken for the reincarnation of an ancient warrior named Liu Shengh. After convincing his buddy Chopstick (Ranvir Shorey) to fly with him to China, Sidhu is robbed by a famous Indian spokeswoman (Deepika Padukone) who’s own father, a former police officer, was viciously silenced by a nefarious Martial Arts master named Hojo (Gordon Liu) who just so happens to be the guy tormenting the same Chinese laborers who mistook Sidhu for Liu Shengh in the first place.

After arriving in China and being worshiped as a God, Sidhu teams up with the Indian spokeswoman to fight Hojo and her evil twin sister who was informally adopted by Hojo’s family shortly after she was born. Oh, I didn’t tell you she had a twin sister? Well, she does. There’s also a white guy named Joey who looks like an Albino Ajax and a misshapen, indented potato which Sidhu worships as a God. Like I said before, The Big Lebowski‘s more complicated Bollywood brother. All this Six Degrees Of Liu Shengh nonsense comes to a head after a few training montages when Sidhu decides to battle Hojo himself to save both the spokeswoman’s family and the seemingly indentured servant villagers. At one point, a man is also killed with a black top hat. Yes, just like that statue after Bond and Goldfinger‘s golf match.

I really wish I could recommend Chandni Chowk To China specifically because of how hard it tries. Nothing about this film plays it safe. Villagers randomly break into song and dance after an impromptu battle. A man fights off a handful of Bruce Lee wannabees while holding a baby. A fly is swatted on the camera itself, creating one of the most visually stimulating cut scenes I have ever seen. The fighting is energetic, even chaotic at points. But in the grand scheme of things, none of this matters because the only character who isn’t a cardboard cutout is a whiny Philistine.

Robert Downey Jr. may have told you never to go full retard in Tropic Thunder but the real curse is going full dumbass. Sidhu is probably the most ignorant mouth breather ever given his own film. He burns lottery tickets, worships a goddamn potato, and cries no less than twenty-five times during this film. Twenty-five. And the problem, the overwhelming menace stemming from these un-Chuck Norris-like displays is awkwardness. You can’t weep because you’re an incompetent buffoon who drops vegetables for a cheap laugh and then expect the audience to sympathize three minutes later when you make the same stupid, mopey face about the death of a friend. It doesn’t work. Charlie Chaplin didn’t wipe out and then immediately deliver pointed soliloquies to Mabel Normand. It’s a problem of tone.

Bryan Singer didn’t cast Al Bundy to play Keyser Soze in The Usual Suspects. Steven Spielberg didn’t cast McLovin to play Han Solo in Star Wars. Mark Waters didn’t cast Dirty Harry Callahan to play that fat gay kid in Mean Girls. I’m on board with unlikely, unprepared everyman’s forced into dangerous situations; dense, mindless dipshit goofballs trying to save the day--not so much.




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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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Finally the most awaited film of this season Singh Is King has been released. The film is directed by Anees Bazmee and produced by Vipul Shah. Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif played the lead role in this film. For all of these four, success has become a habit, so is the case with Singh Is King.

Anees Bazeem's film are very high on entertainment. This time the Sing Is King is also an entertainment movie. The plotline of Sing Is King may be paper-thin yet it delivers what it promises. The movie is full on amusement.

Lakhan Singh aka Lucky [Sonu Sood] is the King of the Australian underworld, accompanied by his associates [played by Javed Jaffrey, Neha Dhupia, Manoj Pahwa, Yashpal Sharma, Kamal Chopra and Sudhanshu Pande]. Far away, in a small village in Punjab, where Lucky was born, there exists someone more notorious than him - Happy Singh [Akshay Kumar]. Akshay (Happy Singh) is one happy-go-lucky chap with a big heart who always goes out to help his villagers but forever put the villagers in trouble with his 'do goo act'. Fed up, a few decide to get rid of him. They decide to send him to Australia to get back Lucky Singh whose ailing parents are longing for him. With him on this mission is his childhood friend Rangeela (Om Puri), who hates Happy for dragging him into it.

The high point of his journey is his chance meeting with Sonia [Katrina Kaif], with whom he falls in love, but upon reaching his destination, things take a precarious turn as he runs into a series of comic misadventures, leaving him penniless. He is fortunate to find warmth and affection in an elderly lady [Kirron Kher].

In a strange turn of events, an attempt on Lucky's life is foiled by a well-intentioned Happy, who fights off the attackers by risking his own life. Following the altercation, Lucky lands up in hospital paralyzed and Happy, unexpectedly, finds the tables turned on him when he is expected to assume the role of the new King. How Happy manages to make Lucky and his gang of Sardars turn back from their evil ways is what the film is all about.

As far as acting is concerned, Akshay Kumar no doubt excels with his performance, he lights up with his presence on screen. Katrina is cute and fits the bill. She is sure to draw in the masses. Neha Dhupia does real well and impresses. Sonu Sood emerges with a brilliant performance and gets his share of bollywood finally. Manoj Pahwa , Yashpal Sharma and Sudhanshu Pandey are ok. Om Puri does well. Kirron Kher is ok but the logic behind her shedding tears etc is so lame. Ranvir Shorey is ok. Jaaved Jaffrey annoys.

On the whole, there is action and romance packaged to guarantee the best returns for your bucks. Bazmee excels on both counts. Somewhere in between is writer Suresh Nair's humour, which is the film's selling point! The film will do good business on the ticket counters




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Patiala House
Director: Nikhil Advani
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Anushka Sharma, Rishi Kapoor, Dimple Kapadia, Usman Qureshi
Bijis, baujis, bhangra. It's a tried and tested formula that doesn't always work. But add to it Bollywood's new favourite Punjabi kudi Anushka Sharma and lots of cricket on the eve of the cricket World Cup and it's a surprisingly watchable movie. Ah yes it has Akshay Kumar but director Nikhil Advani has very wisely disguised that fact by giving him minimal dialogues and maximum fast bowling (Akshay does look good bowling flat out).
And thank God for it. Akshay plays the strong silent suffering type, Parghat Singh Kahlon, who gave up his dream of playing for England because his father, the self-appointed sarpanch of Southhall, thinks all goras are evil (yes shades of Amrish Puri in everyone's favourite Punjabi film, Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge). There's his father Rishi Kapoor, who is trapped in 60s England where the English are racist and the Indians don't own half of Kensington. And his mother Dimple Kapadia, the equally silent type, who doesn't utter a word as her son's dream of playing for the goras (England) is cruelly quashed.

Anyway to cut a long story short, Gattu (for that is Akshay's nickname in the movie) meets the spunky Anushka Sharma, who ran away briefly to try and become a heroine in Bollywood. Now she cuts hair in a saloon and lives with her friend's 12-year-old cricket mad son. She makes Akshay believe anything is possible--even wearing tight T-shirts, shiny blazers, drinking shots and dancing to Punjabi rap (yes, it's that sort of a movie where the lead stars discover themselves only under influence--cue Kal Ho Naa Ho and Namaste London).

There's an army of other minor stars, who all play various chachajis, chachijis, and bachchajis. And there's an even larger army of cricketers, from West Indies' Kieron Pollard to Australian Andrew Symonds and Dirk Nannes. Former players Nasser Hussain, David Gower and Graham Gooch play English selectors. The point of the movie is to bring Master Akshay back to the crease to play for England 17 years after he gave up his dream to run a shop in Southhall. Master Akshay will of course achieve it and help England win the T-20 World Cup but not before various things happen--Hard Kaur is transformed from bhajan singer to rapper, Anushka Sharma proves yet again why she is the brightest spark among the younger actresses and Akshay proves that less is more when it comes to his acting.

Everyone eats rajma chawal, hopes for a Yash Copra wedding, has an alter ego, and Akshay gets a chance to say his one big speech--this one is about aap jee sakte hain, hamen to sirf saans lene ki permission hai. With lines written in Yash Chopra land--kal chup ek biwi thi, aaj bol ek maa rahi hai; and gaaliyon ka shor taaliyon main chhup jayega--and enough cricket to keep the kids happy, this is a family drama for the family



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Thursday, 3 March 2011

khatta meetha bollywood movie station

Film: Khatta Meetha
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Trisha Krishnan, Rajpal Yadav, Asrani
Director: Priyadarshan


If you have sauntered into the cinema hall to catch a trademark Priyadarshan laugh riot, you may be somewhat disappointed. This film may not work for those seeking a pure meaningful film on the common man’s struggle either. But if you want a poignant story, packaged in slick formula entertainment, the savory-sweet Khatta Meetha could be your cup of tea.
Make a journey through pot holed roads and collapsing bridges. Meet inefficient government officials and well fed babu’s who award lucrative projects to contractors who bribe right. A remake of the director’s 1988 Malayalam film ‘Vellanakalude Naadu’, Khatta Meetha goes beyond Priyadarshan’s recent frivolous works.
Sachin Tichkule (Akshay Kumar) is a contractor who struggles with bureaucracy to bag a road construction deal. The bribes are a 'bummer', and after paying various babu’s on the ladder, Tichkule is poor, often selling things from the house to pay his labourers wages.
Hailing from the family of a retired judge (Kulbhushan Kharbanda), Tichkule’s siblings are successful contractors who give big bribes to bag big projects. Ironically, it is Tichkule who is seen as the black sheep of the family and the corrupt brothers are looked up to.
Tichkule wins a case against the Municipal Corporation to recover unpaid wages, and the ‘broke’ organization gives him a used road roller instead of money. Before Tichkule can celebrate his victory against the system, the road roller breaks down right there.  
'Pay a fine of 10,000 rupees a day if you park your road roller on government premises', says the Municipal commissioner, Gehna Ganpule (Trishna Krishnan--lacking skill or screen presence). To Tichkule’s bad luck, Gehna is an ex-girlfriend and the two are at ideological loggerheads. Left with no choice, Tichkule pays from dwindling funds to hire an elephant to tow his ‘white elephant ‘out. 
You are compelled to feel for the common man’s struggle as you watch wealthy contractors and politicians play with his life to get richer. Using humour to make this bitter pill more palatable, Khatta Meetha’s gags are characteristic of Malayalam satires that touch your heart as they tickle the funny bone. Watch out for the hilarious scene where veteran comic Asrani, as the hardware store owner, confuses conversations between two phone calls and three people in his office simultaneously.
But then, be warned--this film may have more khatta than meetha in it.
The screenplay suffers an identity crisis and packs in too many characters and events. The film also makes sudden melodramatic twists, like the attempted suicide of the ex-lover and the death of a sibling, which may startle those expecting a comic roller-coaster ride.
Nevetrtheless, the story is relevant and compelling. The marriage of Tichkule’s sister to the corrupt politician and the subsequent events are a chilling narration of how corruption eventually overflows from the political arena, into our homes.
V. Manikandan's camerawork is noteworthy and Priyadarshan directs comedy as efficiently as he builds drama. One wishes he had been more efficient in the editing room and chopped off some tuneless and irrelevant songs from this 2 hr 40 min film.
Akshay Kumar is wonderful as Sachin Tichkule. Kumar’s body language is impeccable, and the peculiarly dressed contractor often uses his umbrella to poke people out of the way. With gritted teeth, Kumar holds his character sincerely, right till the end of the film. While he is determined to succeed in a corrupt world, he remains inherently good at heart.
Watch the film for Akshay Kumar. You may identify with the struggle between the Khatta and the Meetha inside him. 




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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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DABANGG  REVIEW
The Story : Dabangg (Dabang) movie is a hard-hitting, entertaining, emotional narrative that unfolds grippingly in a region that has place only for the fearless.

The movie is set in the state of Uttar Pradesh. Salman Khan plays a character with negative shades in the film. His role is that of a corrupt police officer, named Chulbul Pandey, also known as Robinhood Pandey. The film tries to highlight the flaws and loopholes in the system.

The film will primarily deal with the unlawful practices in the states of UP and Bihar and the involvement of police in it


Tees Maar Khan

Film: Tees Maar Khan (U/A)
Director: Farah Khan
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna, and others
Rating:
Farah Khan’s idea of a ‘holiday’ film — put together a world-infamous con artist, a Bollywood starlet, an Oscar aspirant, a bunch of naïve villagers, and befuddled policemen, then weave an absurd story connecting all of them. That is how you have this catastrophe called Tees Maar Khan.
Tabriz Khan urf Tees Maar Khan (Kumar) is an internationally wanted con artist infamous for his "half-Robin Hood" act. He is arrested in Paris and put on a flight back home with two CBI officers to watch over him. But he manages to give the officers the slip and flees home to his C-grade film-actress lover Anya (Kaif) and melodramatic mother.
When, however, he is tempted by the prospect of committing another money-making offence — robbing a train loaded with tons of antiques, no less — Khan takes up the task and hatches an awfully ridiculous plot to accomplish it and get away. Khan disguises himself as a film director and dupes Bollywood superstar Atish Kapoor (Khanna), who is dreaming of an Oscar, with a lead role in a ‘period film’ called Bharat Ka Khazana (supposedly based on the Kakori conspiracy case of the pre-Independence era).
Khan also tricks the innocent villagers of Dhuliya into becoming a part of the ‘krantikaari’ film and looting the train so as to make the police believe that the robbery was merely being staged for the film.
In the course of the shoot, however, our international chor suddenly becomes a big-hearted local khiladi when he unknowingly busts a gang of smugglers and saves the children of the village from a child-labour racket while running away from a ‘faceless ghost’ (didn't we graduate and leave such things behind long ago?)!
Just as the train robbery is accomplished and Khan prepares to decamp with the loot, the police catch up with him. An annoying courtroom drama follows and Khan is sentenced to 60 years in prison.
Undeterred, Khan instructs his minions to complete the shooting of Bharat Ka Khazana. When the film is ready for release, Khan is allowed a day’s break from jail to attend the premiere. And — you guessed it! — he escapes from right under the police commissioner’s nose, finally resulting in a change in his retrograde signature line about the impossibility of saving a prostitute's honour and imprisoning TMK.
After the inevitable happy ending, in trademark Farah Khan fashion, the film's cast and crew are introduced as recipients of awards. (Well, well, I think the audiences should grant them that indulgence, because those are probably the only awards they will get!)
Tees Maar Khan is a classic example of a cluttered film in which a hodgepodge of characters incoherently jabbers ludicrous dialogues building up an odd plot that just refuses to make any sense at any point of time.
Just because you try mocking the stereotypical Bollywood touches and incorporate a couple of funny-looking characters, it does not guarantee that the audience will be in splits.
The dialogues by Shirish and Ashmith Kunder are so devoid of mirth that the infantile attempts at humour crash without evoking so much as a giggle from the viewer. Not even a child would find this exchange amusing — "Boss, dhoop aa raha hai.... Accha? Jao suraj ko bolo thoda baju me hatneko!"
The so-called superstar jodi of Hindi cinema — Kumar and Kaif — has hardly any moments together, and individually both deliver pathetic performances. Throughout the film, Akshay Kumar only cracks his ‘tawaif ki lut-ti izzat’ one-liners while Kaif only squeals her lungs out with ‘nahiiiiiii’ and ‘bachaaaooooo’ while Khanna yells 'Ossscaarrrr' through gnashed teeth.
Kaif’s drama queen act is performed so poorly that it would be safe to conclude that she would not have been missed in the film but for the sizzling item number ‘Sheila ki jawani’, her saviour. Brisk and bouncy, she does full justice to the delightfully choreographed Sunidhi Chouhan song.
The momentary pleasure of the song is, however, ruined by the dismal screenplay and miserable direction. Besides, the film plays around gratuitously with the subject of homosexuality. Dhuliya has three sissies dressed in pink (how clichéd!) swooning over the menfolk. Even the CBI officers who were escorting Khan are portrayed as homosexuals.
Tees Maar Khan is not the kind of film you would want to fret over this new year’s eve, unless you like to watch colourfully dressed Bollywood stars on the silver screen irrespective of their acting skills and the film’s content.





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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

hum tum aur ghost bollywood movie sttion

Star Cast for Hum Tum Aur Ghost:
Arshad Warsi...... Armaan Suri
Dia Mirza...... Gehna
Sandhya Mridul...... Mini
Boman Irani...... Mr.Kapoor
Zehra Naqvi
Shernaz Patel
Tinu Anand
Javed Sheikh (Pakistan)
Asawari Joshi
Rituraj Singh
Ashwin Kumar
Neelu Kohli

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Singers
K K
Shreya Ghoshal
Shankar Mahadevan
Vishal Dadlani
Arun Ingle
Shaan
Sunidhi Chauhan  Mania Goretti
Loy Mendonca
Raman Mahadevan
Anousha Mani
Rahul Saxena
Caralisa Monteiro
Dominique Cerejo
Clinton Cerejo

Tracklist for Hum Tum Aur Ghost:
01. Hum Tum - Dekho Raste Mein
02. Hum Tum Aur Ghost - Hum Tum Aur Ghost
03. Hum Tum Aur Ghost - Banware Se Pooche Banwariya
04. Hum Tum Aur Ghost - Kal Tum The Yahan
05. Hum Tum Aur Ghost - Hum Tum Aur Ghost (Remix)
06. Hum Tum Aur Ghost - Dekho Raste Mein (Remix)
07. Hum Tum Aur Ghost - Kal Tum The Yahan (Remix)






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